Resolution FAILURE

Really?
2013?
Shouldn't there be flying cars and machines that wipe our butts for us? Come on! At least a butt-wiping machine should have been invented! But I guess I can't complain too loudly we do have hand-held devices that gives us access to all the knowledge that man has ever acquired. That's something. Oh and we have Plants V Zombies, which is also a trophy of modern times. 

Most people begin their New Years with beautiful idea of resolving to be a better person in one area or another. Brava! Bully to them! Not me... I am a New Years Resolution FAILURE! I'm totally OK with this tho, and am on a mission to sabotage everyone eles' resolutions. Hehehehe. "What's that?.. Oh you're trying to lose weight? I'm going to go to Burger King. Can I get you anything?..... Oh, no. Y'sure? I'll buy? Oh, OK..... What's that? You want a chocolate shake and large fries. Sure thing man, sure thing....." (said while smiling wickedly). What can I say? Enabling runs in my family.